WHO KNEW? Oh well look-y here at Jesus, minutes after he finished writing The Constitution, for 9/11, during the Vietnam War on Drugs, or whenever. He is very shiny, because that’s just how he rolls, bitch.
Oh and look who else just cold-stopped by?? There’s Thomas Jefferson, who thought he wrote the Constitution, before realizing, ‘Nope, it was Jesus’. George Washington is along, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance (even though it had yet to be written), as Abe Lincoln poses on one knee, singing “I Loves You, Porgy” from Porgy & Bess. There’s also an inconsolable Supreme Court Justice, crying because he ruined our nation’s binding document with his whimsical flights of activist judging. I believe Stalker, the famous black G.I Joe infantryman, is in there too, asking John Adams if he can borrow five dollars. Oh and SATAN is around too, lurking, like he always does. Alas, there are many others. See who you can find! This painting is the greatest work of any kind rendered by human hands. So buy ten of these things right now, or else you hate Ronald Reagan. [McNaughton Art]
Note the artist footnotes every figure depicted, on his website, so that you ‘get it’; these footnotes make his painting no longer subject to interpretation, and therefore no longer ‘art’. Nice.
Oh… it’s definitely subject to interpretation… and my personal interpretation is that, this painting is intended to SELL many, many copies. And it will. Limbaugh, Beck, McNaughton… it’s ALL about the money. In my interpretation.