Posted in New Jersey, Politicking, The End of the World, Wingnuts, tagged bill owens, Bill Thompson, Chris Christie, douglas hoffman, electioneering, Jon Corzine, Mike Bloomberg on 11/04/2009 | 1 Comment »
Here in New York City, incumbent Mayor-of-Gettin’ Paid Mike Bloomberg won again, but only narrowly, which, according to some idiots on teevee, is not a mandate. Yes. He must now text losing candidate Bill Thompson for advice on all major decisions over the next four years. Get the unlimited plan, bro!
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Posted in Politicking, tagged Mike Bloomberg on 10/19/2009 | Leave a Comment »
THERE IS NO NEWS: It seems the American media has given up, after the Balloon Boy fiasco, leaving us at CTJ with precious little to make fun of or become indignant about. So read this New York Magazine thing, on New York City Mayor-Until-Further-Notice, Mike Bloomberg. He’s rich, ya know. [NY Mag]
Posted in Politicking, tagged Mike Bloomberg, New York City, ohh rich people...do you ever shut up?, welfare queens on 08/31/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s an ironic juxtaposition for you: while out cooling his heels in the Hamptons Sunday, at a “horse show” (your editor is too poor to even know what that is), Mayor Mike Bloomberg attempted to crank out some jazz for us reggla folk, claiming he’s just your average every day girl next door billionaire-type, [...]
Posted in Politicking, tagged how to be in charge forever, Mike Bloomberg, New York City on 06/09/2009 | 1 Comment »
New York Mayor and megalomaniac at-large Mike Bloomberg is currently in the process of appointing himself boss of bosses, ‘for the time being’, even though most New Yorkers have had enough of his snooty, robotronic pragmatism for one lifetime.
Fifty-eight percent of respondents to a NY1/New York Times/Cornell University poll disagreed with the term [...]
